Star Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady stated at a press conference in Boston today that he is planning on retiring...when he is 65. "I feel great, and can't imagine slowing down. In fact, I feel better today than I did in my 20's. But someday everyone has to retire, so I'm announcing that I'm hanging up my jersey at 65. I know its probably a little early, but I want to enjoy my golden years, you know?"
A Fat Potato reporter asked him what led to this decision, and Brady replied: "Well, I need to keep until my Social Security kicks in. Retirement isn't cheap!"
The question and answer session was cut short due to a prior engagement Brady had on his yacht.